Jimmy can finally breath a sigh of relief today. With the discovery of a second tooth, he has managed to put an end to the Toothgate scandal. Rest assured readers, the existence of this tooth has been verified by multiple sources. Jimmy's spokesmonster, Mr. Cook E. Monster issued the following statement earlier today: "It is still our defense that this tooth was there all along, that this scandal was a conspiracy to deny my client extra cookies."
With his second tooth (another one on the bottom) we're all tied up again at 2 each.
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