Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Jimmy and Abby protest "illegal" search
"Binky Bandits" claim innocence!



In protest of what they are calling an illegal search and seizure, Jimmy and Abby staged a "stand-in" tonight, both refusing to go to sleep, and standing up and yelling every time Mom tried to lay them down. Neither had any comments, and referred all questions to their attorneys, Uncle Mike and Aunt Jen. Mike and Jen released a joint written statement in which they state the search of the crib was a "blatant violation of our clients' Fourth Amendment rights," and that all binkies involved were "lawfully obtained."

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