Acting on an anonymous tip, authorities tonight executed a search warrant in Abigail and Jimmy's bedroom, having probable cause to believe that Abby was embezzling binkies, and then stashing them under her crib. No charges have been filed yet, but we'll keep you informed of any changes in this developing story.
At a press conference following the raid, law enforcement officials had on display the evidence seized: seven binkies that have gone missing over the past week. All were found under her crib in the back right corner. An unnamed source has also informed us that due to the fact that a number of the binkies are boy colors, Jimmy and Bunny will also likely be named as accomplices.