In a stunning turn of events today, Abigail confessed to being the mastermind behind the Binky heists. Court room observers believe that she did so to take some the heat off of Jimmy and Bunny. After her confession, Abigail was sentenced to 5 seconds behind bars, and had to pay a fine of 10 Cheerios, which she gladly offered up from one of her cheeks! As she was leaving the court house, she was overheard saying "if they think that this is the end of this, they've got another thing coming! They still haven't found the real binky stash yet."
Monday, October 15, 2007
Abigail Confesses!
Major Break In The Binky Bandit Case
In a stunning turn of events today, Abigail confessed to being the mastermind behind the Binky heists. Court room observers believe that she did so to take some the heat off of Jimmy and Bunny. After her confession, Abigail was sentenced to 5 seconds behind bars, and had to pay a fine of 10 Cheerios, which she gladly offered up from one of her cheeks! As she was leaving the court house, she was overheard saying "if they think that this is the end of this, they've got another thing coming! They still haven't found the real binky stash yet."
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